The Kiss

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. 
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  "What are you doing?" 
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" 
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.    
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting.  You could be famous.  Why are you committing suicide?" 
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a  girl . . ."  

LMAO!!! Thanks Mom!